book review

Have you been dying to know what the best pregnancy book ever is ? I thought so. I have lots of knowledge on this, so I'll help you.

It's called Bump it Up, by Amy Tara Koch. "How to transform your pregnancy into the ultimate style statement."

Let's be real here. Pregnancy is not really a pretty thing. You gain 40 lbs, your face breaks out, your leg hair grows twice as fast, your ankles swell to the size of softballs, and you throw up every day. Not as glamorous as it could be.

In this book, Amy Tara Koch tells you how to take whats already in your closet, add a few essential pieces, and use it all to dress your ever-growing bod to look awesome. She goes through by trimesters, telling you how to mask the extra bulge, but not quite bump in the first few months; and how to accentuate your voluptuous figure in the last few. She also gives skin and makeup tips to help mother nature along with that whole "pregnancy glow" thing.

Here is an exert:

"Dos & Don'ts: Finessing the Incredible Bulk

Do:

• Invest in a multitasking V-neck black dress.
• Wear big accessories (especially a huge tote bag) to match the bravado of your bump.
• Showcase your cleavage at every opportunity.
• Look to accessories to pull a look together.
• Invest in shimmer and bronzer.

Don'ts:

• Wear frumpifying calf-length dresses.
• Trade your chic bag for a scuzzy Cheetos-filled sack.
• Wear sensible shoes- frumpola!
• Think your inner radiance negates the need for makeup.
• Say goodbye to your hair colorist. Most hair dyes are completely safe during pregnancy. "

I love it.