Bristow, OK's mascot is the purple pirate. I get the pirate part, but a purple one? How is that going to strike fear into the heart of their opponents, they're going up against a sesame street character.
Avon Old Farms Winged Beavers (Avon, Connecticut)
Poca Dots (Poca, West Virginia)
Camas Papermakers (Camas, Washington)
Astoria Fighting Fishermen (Astoria, Oregon)
New Braunfels Unicorns (New Braunfels, Texas)
Frankfort HotDogs (Frankfort, Indiana)
Berlin Pretzels (New Berlin, Illinois)
Really? The winged beavers? And the Pretzels? What are they going to do, throw salt at the opposing team? Hilarious.
The Nebraska Cornhuskers (University of Nebraska)
ReplyDeleteaaaaand the Castor Raiders (Castor, Alberta)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThey are pirates with long swords, and they say, "we will castorate you!" They are the coolest. Ever.
ReplyDelete