Two conversations

Me: Hey Portia.

Portia: What?

Me: I love you very much.

Portia: Uh, yeah. I knew that.

Me: Hey how did you know that I love you so much?

Portia: Seven!

Me: Seven?

Portia: Hahaha! I said "seven!"

Margot: *pointing to me* Mama Duck.

Me: I'm the mama duck?
Margot: Yeah. *pointing to herself* Daddy Duck.
Me: You're the daddy duck?
Margot: Yeah.