A conversation

Practicing our pronunciation:

Me: Margot, say "firework."

Margot: Firework!!

Me: Say "Margot"

Margot: No, I wanna say "firework!"

Me: Say "Mommy is awesome!"

Margot: No mommy, you're not awesome.

Me: I'm not? Who's awesome?

Margot: Sissy.

Me: Then what am I? 

Portia, from across the yard: A stinky-butt!

It's nice to know where I stand.