Wednesday, November 30, 2011

things I'm lovin today

1. The smell of this soup cooking in my kitchen. Yum-o!

2. A large vanilla Dr. Pepper from Sonic. Happy hour baby!

3. The sweet sultry tones of a Mr. Freddie Mercury.

4. The fact that America's Next Top Model is in tonight, and I heard rumors that Lisa gets the boot! (at this point, I don't even care if you think I'm lame)

5. Blanket forts.

6. Listening to Portia tell stories to herself in her blanket fort about Baby Jesus and his jammies.

7. The awesome 10 pairs of jeans my Jeannine-sister gave me!

8. And of course, these babies!
It's awesome to be me!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls!!

I love Christmas; it's one of my favorite holidays!
I love hot apple cider and pie. I love "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Charlie Brown Christmas" and "Elf". I love listening to Nat King Cole and Bing Crosby, especially when he's dueting with David Bowie.
We put up our Christmas tree the other night, it's beautiful!It's white. We used to have a cheap green one, then my sister gave us a gorgeous, pre-lit, huge tree, so we got rid of the green one. Then we moved to a new apartment with significantly less storage space and had no room for the big one, so we gave it to my parents. So now we got a white one!



Portia and Margot love the tree! Portia has been decorating and re-decorating it all day, and Margot loves to sit underneath it and stare at the lights. Sweet girls.

For your viewing pleasure:

Merry Christmas!

Friday, November 25, 2011

Thanksgiving

Today I am very thankful for my Carrie-sister. Today is her birthday!
23 years ago today was one of best days of my life, my best friend was born. We are only 18 months apart, so a lot of the time, it feels like we were the same age. And we have the same likes, dislikes, sense of humor, so it feels like we as the same person.
Carrie is hilarious. She makes me laugh all the time, and laugh so hard that my abs hurt the next day.
Carrie is quirky. As I type this, she is drying her freshly washed face on my shins. Thanks dude.
Carrie is smart. She is much smarter than me. She learns very quickly, particularly from my mistakes.
Carrie is courageous. She stands for what she believes in. It may frighten her to do so, but she still always does it. She is one of the best examples of goodness and virtue in my life.
I loce you, Larry. You are one choice piece of real estate.
Love, Herman.

ps. Did I mention how pretty she is? DANG!



Monday, November 21, 2011

Cabin Fever, aaaah!



How did this:
become this:
Were sailors nuts?!?

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

I suppose it's a good thing she's so smart

We have a really heavy duty baby gate at our house:

The picture is kinda fuzzy, but the gate is really tall, and has a latch and swings open. It was quite the investment, but we wanted something that would keep our girls out of the kitchen and laundry room for a long time.
It isn't easy to open. We have to explain how to open it to every adult who comes to our house.

Portia learned how to open it.

I can hear $80 saying goodbye as it swirls down the drain.

I know I should have gone to Zumba this morning

but the only moving my body wanted to do was a slow grow-into-the-couch motion.

So that's what I did.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

happy hour

I could really go for one of these right now:
Vanilla Dr. Pepper please.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Being a mom is awkward.

Today I had a totally awkward experience in the land of mommyhood. It happens to every mom sometime or another: random strangers asking to hold your baby. Eeesh. Here's the story, my morning glories.
I breastfeed my children. I'm a firm believer in it. It's very healthy for both mom and babe, and it provides a sweet emotional bond. But I understand that breastfeeding makes many people uncomfortable. Especially public breastfeeding. Heck, it makes me uncomfortable.
Which is why, when the kid's gotta eat, I try to keep it as low-key as possible. I try to go to a secluded area, like a nursing lounge or another low-traffic spot, and I always bring a nursing cover. My worst fear when it comes to nursing is being like the woman who came into my hair school and proceeded to disgust us all with her pda: public displays of a-breasts.
So today, as Margot fussed her head off in the library, I knew the time had come. I discreetly pulled out my nursing cover, no sooner had I begun to feed her, a 9 or 10 year old girl ran up.
"Can I hold your baby?" she asked way too loudly. I was stunned. Whose kid is this? C'mon folks, control your young! I could understand if she were a 3 year old, but really? 10? She doesn't know it's inappropriate to ask strangers to hold their babies? At 10? And while I'm breastfeeding? Really?
After a pause, I told her "no, sorry" and she ran off to bother someone else.
You never get used to these moments guys.

Monday, November 7, 2011

are you ready for some football?!?!

I'm not a huge fan of watching football on TV. It tends to make me real bored. But there are some things I enjoy:

1. The bands. They dance while playing, which is difficult. Also, they get to play "Crazy Train" and "Star Wars". Sweet!

2. Making fun of the fans. Dude, they're crazy. My favorite part is when they show footage of the fans of the losing team. They always look like their lives are over, like they just saw the grim reaper coming to take them away. The other day, there was a guy weeping in the stands. Weeping. Comedic gold.

3. Watching Brandon watch football. He gets so excited and charged up. It's cute.

4. Footage of players accidentally tackling refs. I don't know why it makes me laugh so hard, but I accept it.

kicks and giggles

I finally got some shots of Margot smiling this morning! Enjoy!






my morning babies

Margot's blessing day

This weekend we went up to Broken Arrow to bless Margot! Here are the pics:



Me and my girls!


All the grandkids:
Portia and her cousin Dahlia.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Tootsie Roll Pops have a new flavor: pomegranate.
That's right, I'm getting my antioxidants from Portia's halloween candy.

For your entertaiment:

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Am I the only one?

Dude, the McRib is disgusting.
Why in the world does everyone else love it?